Half Girlfriend

Hey hey you you! I don't like ur gf.. No way no way! I think you need a new one..
Having a girlfriend could be so many problems, so many troubles, so many...... issue?
Well, I got a very weird thinking recently. It keep stucking in my mind the whole day. How bout having a half-girlfriend?
What the hell is half gf? lol.. I dun actly know. A gf that u no need to call, sms everyday? A gf that u no need to stress coz she say u neva spend enough time on her? A gf that u no need to worry she betray u coz she's not actly ur gf? A gf that u dun feel a gap between u and her. A gf that u like and she feels good on u (maybe). A gf that can let u think 'i am not lonely, i have a gf.'
I know that's weird! Hahaha.. Very weird!