funeral

There was a little boy in the backyard digging a hole.
He was crying and trying hard to dig a hole as wide a him.
A neighbour saw him and ask: little fellow, why are u digging this hole for?
The boy answered: This is for my gold fish, he's dead.
The neighbour said: But boy, don't u reckon this hole is abit too large for a gold fish?
The little boy cried even louder and said: Because he's inside of the bloody damn cat!
HA-HA!

富甲天下说：If I ask, would u say 'YES' ?

Super super moody

super super moody. haha!
I found that i am very childish..
It is when you start a chat with me to ask 'why so emo?'
when it was 'super super moodless'
Everything became fantastic! Even a bitter beer taste as sweet as apple juice.. lol
I think i found the most effective cure for me.

越来越严重了

什么越来越严重？
哈哈……当然我没有病痛！
越来越烦，不是烦在功课。烦的是无谓的事情。其实根本不应该烦的，根本都没有用，什么也做不到。
不过，只要看到____signed in, 或是facebook那里出现她的名字。心很想跟她chat，但是脑袋一片空，不懂要讲什么好。根本不像平时跟别人或跟以前的她那样，可以顺口成章，只要一个hi，之后就会开了无数条河。哈… （这是苦笑！）
我要怎样做？？？ 现在去睡觉。

富甲天下说：爱情不是花荫下的甜言，不是桃花源中的蜜语，不是轻绵的眼泪，更不是死硬的强迫，爱情是建立在共同语言的基础上的。

删除不了的记忆

很糟糕！
不想删除的记忆：喝醉酒所做的全部事事（快乐的，愚蠢的，值得一试的，难得的，第一次的，幸运的……）全部连储存纪录都没有！都是从朋友口中听来罢了。
想要删除的，却时时刻刻，分分秒秒在脑子里重复了又重复。唉…就连她喝了几杯红酒都记得到这么清楚！
想要删除，不是因为伤心，不是因为痛，也不是因为失败。只不过我不想把整个人弄得好像中了她的电脑病毒似的，完全被搞乱了，失去了功能，不能如常运作。
删除，不是要删除整个档案。我要删除的只是她无意间传来的virus。
当然，我会一直好好储存着这个档案的，而且还会储存到几个不同的记忆板，USB，external hard drive, .......等等等。时时刻刻都可以找到，永远不会被删掉。

富甲天下说：距离，它其实很简单，但却往往被误为最难的；信任，它就是秘诀……

后悔

十月了，有一个月过啦！
九月，怎么来的这么多后悔？
-后悔没有在假期里做完全部功课
-后悔忘记了‘某人’的生日 （怎么会忘记叻？我明明是记得的！）
-后悔在假期里花太多钱
-后悔bio没有考好来，结果拿58%罢了…
-后悔没有拿到 ‘那3个女子的号码’
还有很多的后悔！最大的后悔是，没有在去年跟她讲！原来一开始就应该行动的。原来是有机会的。
为什么迟疑？为什么担心？唉… 全部都是多余的。
现在，太迟了！换来一句 ‘顺其自然’。其实也对啦！现在在一起能怎么样？也不是天天msn，sms，通电话。跟没有在一起什么分别？所以…真的，顺其自然是最好的。随缘！

Phrase of the September
富甲天下说：爱意给了你，现在收不回来
富甲天下说：What hurt the most? was being so close, having so much to say and now watching you walk away..
富甲天下说：生同死并不是最远的距离，而是在你面前你又不知道我爱你…

some updates

It's week 3 of uni.
Conclusion for this 3 weeks:
I am having more fun than last sem BUT more assignments than last sem!
I have more topics to talk with those ANGMOs
I am facing more stress in the lectures because i never touch these stuff before.. soils, business, ...
IT's abit different in the way (not a bad thing) of joining the friends in the city BUT still it's fun.
**Different maybe ROBERT is not in the gang anymore. lol**
Joined 2 pub crawls, but beeing drunk for 3 times since i'm here. (3 weeks)

omg... Some changes should be done! I need a very good timetable (will do it tomorrow morning) and don't keep so much alcohol in my room.

Uni stuff: I HATE CAMERON GRANT, the soil lecturer! I ask him question he ask me back. What the hell is going on? I don't know anything about soil man! but sad thing is, I like soil! it's fun..

富甲天下说：暗恋，到听到你说结婚。
[新娘结婚了，新郎不是我。] = 顶级悲哀！ 原来是个玩笑…

怎么了?

最近做什么都觉得很不爽!
就算是回到家，见到全部很想见的朋友， 还是觉得很没有mood。
不想出门，不想玩，又不想在家。
回到这里，不想上课，不想回房间，不想跟他们玩，不想跟他们讲话。
城市那堆朋友又开始觉得很麻烦啊！一直吵架！你们到底做什么哦？
好才我不在战场里面。Be a guy! 大方点，朋友…

Woi…张保健！你要什么？I have no idea..
很想回家找妈妈，什么都不做。做爸爸的司机，跟他去做工。
我要一点的休息时间！

sick days

How sad it is when u're sick and ur mum and dad ain't beside u.. T.T
It's very sad!
When u're sick, u still have to wake up from bed and make ur own food, find medicine by urself.
I really hope it's not gonna happen again!
It was quite scary when i got fever 1 day after i came out from flight. swt..
I really thought i am so lucky and get into a relationship with the famous flu..
Crap xue xue.. Why u sick and get into the plane?
Make me worry for nothing only.. Ask u wear mask u don't want!
Anyways, I'm getting better now. Thanks to swampy's panadols.

Roseworthy life starts again...

Back to uni and rossie again.. yay..... =.=

Wake up at 8.30am, clean up, go to class at 9am..
Half sleeping in the lecture
Break at 12pm, start prac or tutorial at 1pm.
Blur blur finish all of them go back at 4 or 5pm.
sleep, online, dinner, online, fare bit of study, online till late, sleep..
**Next day**
Wake up at 8.30am, clean up, go to class at 9am..
Half sleeping in the lecture
Break at 12pm, start prac or tutorial at 1pm.
Blur blur finish all of them go back at 4 or 5pm.
sleep, online, dinner, online, fare bit of study, online till late, sleep..
**Next day**
Wake up at 8.30am, clean up, go to class at 9am..
Half sleeping in the lecture
Break at 12pm, start prac or tutorial at 1pm.
Blur blur finish all of them go back at 4 or 5pm.
sleep, online, dinner, online, fare bit of study, online till late, sleep..

This is the uni life I'm gonna live with for the next 2.5 years. omg..
Hopefully weekend could be a little bit interesting.

富甲天下说: Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone..

Malaysia

OMG! I can't believe i am home! lol...
Sad case, i am not as excited as what i expected. T.T
Just like what chris said,
same case with u always wish u can fxxk a hot chick. When u get one, u had sex but u can't get orgasm..
Haiz.... That is how sad i am now.. I wait for this moment for 4 months.
I had all the foods i listed down before i come back, I met most of my friends (except for some special one), I rest abd relax enough.....
but still
don't feel very good.. It's great, just not like what i imagined. Maybe because it's too HOT!!!
Well, wish i have a great holiday!

One day closer

Hey come on! Chill chill.. I have 5 more days to go! Only 5 days...
Waste all the 5 months here, didn't make up a very good life especially didn't get any chicks..
Omg.. Wat a loser am I.
One day closer to my house, family, bed, pillow, blanket....
One day closer to Genting with buddies.... *yeah**
One day closer to meet my sweetie..
One day closer to have heaps of great food!
One day closer to reunion with all my cousins.
One day closer to rewind my childhood.
One day closer to HAVE FUN. a different type of fun.
What I found out is, when u get together with childhood friends, u knew them for so so long. When u meet it is just FUN. A fun that can't be describe.
sometimes sit together but nothing to talk about
It is not about boring because u know them for so long
U won't feel any awkward, u're happy to just sitting together, talk craps, do craps..
When grow up and meet friends, things changed, friends are different now.
get more concflicts, more misunderstanding.
I think it is because of everyone has totally different thinking pathway, whereas ur old friends have similar thinking as u.
and when u go out and meet friends, people started to need some sort of 'respect' from new friends.
People just want to give out opinions and want the gang to go with his 'plan'.
but problems raise when everyone has their own 'plan' and want the 'respect'.
Haiz.. Big big challege. More things to learn.

Anyways, I am one day closer to exam too! And I am not well prepared yet..
Oh crap!
and i hate myself now!

富甲天下说: 一个人，两颗心，不多啊… (or maybe it's 3)

Study break..

I should be damn stress!!!
but yes, I am stress!
Why still can't really sit down and study???!!
Omg.. It's study week man! Study week!
Go and STUDY!!!!!
STUDYYYYYY..

People at home are having dun in Pulau Redang now..
People in Adelaide are studying like crazy now!
People in Perth are having EXAM now!
People in Roseworthy getting drunk.
I am sitting in front of the pc playing facebook.... T.T

$50

读了一篇文章,给了很深刻的印象.
有一位讲座人说了他的故事...
在他其中一个讲座, 他走进一个礼堂, 在200个观众前面拿出了$50.
"谁想要这个$50?" 当时全场的观众都把手举了起来.
之后, 他把那钱揉成一团再问: "是谁还要这$50?"
举起来的手还是一样多.
之后, 他又把钱丢在地上踩了几脚再问: "是谁还要这$50?"
手还是一样的多...

$50 还是值 $50
不管被揉皱了还是被糟蹋了, 它还是$50.
在生活里, 我们会跌倒, 会沮丧, 会被糟蹋...
但是我们就是我们, 有着自己的价值
那价值只会增不会减. 只要勇敢地站起来, 价值就会自然地提高了...

Last day of PMA

I am so happy to blog about this!
Perspective of modern agriculture! PMA..
Today is the day i say goodbye to PMA! I hate u PMA, I hate u Ian!
All bullshit! Waste my time on stupid stuff and get low mark...
BYE BYE bloody PMA

It's June!!!!

OMG!!! It's already 5 months I came here..
and what did I get?
Besides knowing heeps of pointless angmo, some cool+stupid Malaysian friends, one serious but funny singaporean...
Know how to catch a sheep, crutch them, shear them (in the learning process), castrate a bull, calf.. operate tractors- small, big, medium and HUGE!!!
Drink more beers, know more bad words, gain more fats, plenty of clubbing experiences, more loneliness.........
The best result is---- I am now able to do all my works by myself!!!
Sad case, i accidently learnt it coz i got no mate to copy from..
And I have exam start 25th June 2009. I will study very hard for this then go home!

Too free!!!!

Am I too free? 7 days in a week, only 3 days of uni.
Tuesday and wednesday depend on me whether want to work or not..
Normally i will work for 1 day. So basically i got 3 days off in a week!
I don't have much exam but assignments. Anyway, i got too many free time to finish it.
So i can finish it in 2-3 days (provided no facebook, msn, ...)
Compare with bloody year 12, I am so xxxking free!!!
Sometimes I ask, am i wasting my time? am i wasting my money?
I think YES!!!!
but when i spoke to one friend.
He answered me: why the fuck you want to make ur life so busy? Enjoy ur uni life man!
Hmmmm... He got a point! Enjoy my awesome uni life!
Well, start from now I am going to enjoy my uni life. Not sitting down and say: I am so BORED! I am so FREE! I am wasting my time!!! I should enjoy my relaxing time. Study well with those free time. Enjoy my weekend.

Actually 60% of this post is showing off my free time to those who are stress+stress+ stress+exams... lol


富甲天下说: Too much free time means you have good time management!

五戒，你还记得吗？

哈哈…五戒，你还记得吗？
这是上个星期听到的一句。
我爸爸竟然在电话里提醒我五戒！
我应该是时候真的要反省一下。
五戒：
1. 不杀生- 严重的就没有，都是蚊子蚂蚁之类。但是，阉割牛羊算不算？
2. 不妄语- 哈哈…偶尔偶尔啦！
3. 不邪淫- 很努力地在自我控制。就是……没有啦！
4. 不偷盗- 偷懒，偷吃，偷听，偷机，偷偷喜欢，偷偷偷想念…不算啦！
5. 不饮酒- 唉，今年喝太多了 T.T
算起来，我只犯了三戒。还及格吧…
从现在开始，五戒会一直在我脑海里。还有八正道等等！阿弥陀佛… xD

醉 @.@

喂！看一看你！问一问自己，来了这里共喝醉了几次？？
第一次: o-ball
第二次: Nothing goes but clothes
第三四次: Random night in tav
最新一次: 昨晚……
为什么昨晚要喝醉？我也不知道。就四个男子，自high，炸歌，车大炮，喝酒， 就这样醉了。
醉倒跑下草场，一直跑一直撞一直跌。哈…原来这也是一种-----爽！
我知道为什么这些鬼佬这么喜欢喝醉了，不是因为醉的感觉，而是醉了之后什么都爽！
哈哈…期待下一个醉！

富甲天下说：爱不能再醉，是可悲，是摧毁…

Half Girlfriend

Hey hey you you! I don't like ur gf.. No way no way! I think you need a new one..
Having a girlfriend could be so many problems, so many troubles, so many...... issue?
Well, I got a very weird thinking recently. It keep stucking in my mind the whole day. How bout having a half-girlfriend?
What the hell is half gf? lol.. I dun actly know. A gf that u no need to call, sms everyday? A gf that u no need to stress coz she say u neva spend enough time on her? A gf that u no need to worry she betray u coz she's not actly ur gf? A gf that u dun feel a gap between u and her. A gf that u like and she feels good on u (maybe). A gf that can let u think 'i am not lonely, i have a gf.'
I know that's weird! Hahaha.. Very weird!

Finally, I got my own internet in my Room!

Yeah! That's it.. I got my internet. So much effort, you will never believe it.
The place i live is so so so 'kampung', the connection is so bad.. Finally, the hostel management set up a cool internet connection for us. I paid $39 for 10Gb per month! Which is quite cheap compare with others.
So so so many things that i want to update but i dunno how to start. Between i went to Barossa Valley, a quite famous wine brewing region and honestly their vineyard and scenary are so BLOODY nice!!!


We went to wine testing. The coolest cool thing is, it is all FREE! The lady said, 'Alright, we start from the top of the list and one-by-one down the list?' Omg, I don't know i much wine i drank. After 4-5 shot, it wasn't testing anymore, coz we were so sick! Haha.. But the wine wasn't too bad, they are good wine just that we are not pro enough to judge it.




It was so much fun in the trip, thank you Steven, the organiser.. He work very hard for it, suppose i should upload the invitation mail he sent to all of us but can't find it. Well, here are some pictures with my mates and some random pictures we took.








This is STEVEN! Hahaha.. The organiser, driver, ...... Thanks for the trip.. lolx

Starting of my Uni life

I should update my blog long time ago but i have no time and no internet!
How is my uni life?
It's boring! and lonely as well.
I am the only asian stay on campus. T.T
Luclily i have Katty, Cindy and Mandy! and yea, Robert!
This weekend i am going to the city and stay at Katty's house.
We are going to have steam fish on friday night and Bakuteh on Satyrday night. (We are good chef!)

I enjoy my classes! It's pretty interesting! I play with ram yesterday and play with cow today! There is a lot of new stuff to learn. I will upload some pictures when i get internet and online with my laptop. Will catch ya!

From Malaysia with love!

Wah... Time passes like crazy! It's already 3 weeks in Adelaide.
2moro I'm gonna move to my campus in Roseworthy. It's kinda annoying!
Coz i just settled down in the city then now i have to move again!
Meet new friends, make myself use to the new room, start a new life....Argh!!!!

I hate the foods! I hate the internet! And i hate that i'm not a millionaire!
Everything is so so so expensive here! Omg...

But i love Adelaide! It's so clean, peace, bla bla bla....
I knew some 'gay friends' here! Cindy(Xue Xue), Mandy(Edison) and Katty(Chris)!
They are really nice but i am leaving 2moro!
Anyway, good luck to me! Hope that i can get some nice friends there.